The first thing you are going to do is make sure nobody is following you. Crimes only happen
when other people are watching.
If there is nobody watching you then you couldn't possibly be a criminal. Doesn't that make so
much sense
Of course it does
Next you will get money. Honest money that you earned from working a job. Where did you get
a job in this economy? You know some people. And if you don't you will soon.
Because everyone knows that people with money have no reason to commit crimes
Therefore, even if people were watching you, they wouldn't catch you doing a crime because
you have no reason to do a crime because you have money
This last step is very easy, just don't commit a crime. What else did you expect me to say? That
rich people with nobody watching them can commit crimes without being caught? That would be
ridiculous.
Nobody is above the law, don't do crimes and you won't be a criminal